I have been online shopping for about 5 hours total today...

...and I haven't purchased anything yet.

I hate the "Free Shipping" promos that make you buy $50 worth of presents in order to avoid $8 shipping. I just want to buy one stinkin' pair of shoes...but I don't want to pay shipping...but what's the point of spending $50 when I could just spend the extra $8....but that's a rip...and I don't want to drive to the mall, I just want to sit on my holiday-treat-eating-behind and only lift one finger... do you see my conundrum?

That's it! Giftcards for everyone!