Solution: Take baby with you to do laundry.
Problem: After taking baby with you down to the laundry room, you discover that you can't really do laundry with a baby in your arms.
Solution: Notice that there is a baby Boppy Pillow on the "FREE STUFF COUNTER" in laundry room and place baby on it while completing laundry.
Problem: After finishing laundry and walking back up stairs, you go to baby's room to make sure he is.....
OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Problem: You have friggin' left your newborn baby on the free table in the laundry room.
Solution: Sprint at full speed across the way to the laundry room and retrieve baby from the free table.
Problem: You are THE worst mother in the world and almost gave away your baby for free with a broken microwave.
Solution: Take a long, long, long nap.
Hahaha. This is too real Erin. I left jack in the car TWICE in Utah. Went in the house with the girls like he was never there. But the free table is pretty dang funny. If you want another baby, you can always check our free table around 3am. You just might get lucky!
ReplyDeleteGlad no one picked him up and took him home!! You're not the worst mother, you've just lost a lot of brain cells like the rest of us. I can't remember anything anymore. :)
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